Some Jokes I'm Not Making...

...about this news story:

- "It's a bird... It's a plane... It's HUMAN FEET!"

- "All six flags will be flying at half mast today..."

- "At least there was no kryponite there, am I right?"

- "I'm sorry... You'll never be able to run faster than a locomotive, or leap tall buildings in a single bound again."

- "Curse you Lex Luthor, and your infernal schemes!"

- "Looks like another one of Superman's amazing feets!"

- "Hey, Stefan, want to go to the amusment park with me? You can ride the Superman Tower of Power, and I'll watch.*"

Nope, not making those jokes, because this is horrible, and coincidentally, my number one fear. So not makin' 'em!

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Wow, I totally just made myself angry at myself for writing this post. AND publishing it. Oh well!

*To understand this joke, you need to know that I've always hated Stefan's feet.