Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Two Jokes For You

A guy goes into a doctor's office.

Doctor says, "What seems to be the problem?"

The patient responds, "Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a wigwam. Then I think I'm a teepee. I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee!"

Doctor says, "Oh, I know what the problem is! You have Multiple Personality Disorder!"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it was sick, most likely. Maybe dying. I dunknow, looked like a sick chicken to me.


Anonymous said...

Q: What is black and white and red all over?

A: Mooooo!

Anonymous said...

A: Knock, Knock

B: Who's there?

A: The Interrupting Cow.

B: "The Interrupting Cow" who?

A: You know--"The Interrupting Cow"... The cow who interrupts things? "Moo"??