1.
A guy goes into a doctor's office.
Doctor says, "What seems to be the problem?"
The patient responds, "Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a wigwam. Then I think I'm a teepee. I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee!"
Doctor says, "Oh, I know what the problem is! You have Multiple Personality Disorder!"
2.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it was sick, most likely. Maybe dying. I dunknow, looked like a sick chicken to me.
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Two Jokes For You
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A: Knock, Knock
B: Who's there?
A: The Interrupting Cow.
B: "The Interrupting Cow" who?
A: You know--"The Interrupting Cow"... The cow who interrupts things? "Moo"??
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