Thursday, February 21, 2008

Chili's Big Mouth Bites

Just saw a commercial for this on ye olde television:



BIG MOUTH® BITES*
Enjoy a serving of four savory mini beef burgers topped with applewood smoked bacon, American cheese, sauteed onions and Ranch dressing on a sesame seed buns. Served with crispy onion strings, homestyle fries and jalape├▒o-ranch dressing on the side.


You read correctly. These burgers have RANCH DRESSING ON THEM.

AND ENTIRELY DIFFERENT RANCH DRESSING ON THE SIDE.

What has become of our world???

Unrelated note: Anyone want to go to Chilis with me?

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sometimes I shoot Ranch Dressing directly into my bloodstream with a hypodermic needle.