Sunday, March 30, 2008

MTV's That's Amore...

...Would be the best parody of a reality dating show ever, if it wasn't actually a reality dating show.

First, a little background:

- On the hit reality dating show "A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila," one of the contestants was a ridiculous Italian man named Domenico.

- There was also a hillbilly-esque guy I can't be bothered to check the name of.

- Domenico lost ASALWTT, but was given his own dating show called "That's Amore."

And now, some evidence:

- The confessionals are set in an Italian restaurant set, but the way it's shot, all you see hanging behind the girls who are talking are hanging slabs of meat.

- The hillbilly has been outfitted in plaid shirts with the sleeves ripped off, and is acting as Domenico's assistant.

- Instead of roses, or keys, or whatever, Domenico hands out tiny plastic Italian flags to the women he wants to keep in the house.

This can't possibly be real.

3 comments:

Douglas Cress said...

this show sounds freaking awesome

mary said...

the hillbilly's name is, hilariously, Ashley.

that's a girl's name...

dusty said...

i watched "a shot at love..." because you were essentially guaranteed a fight every episode. not a yelling match, mind you, but a REAL fight. it was awesome.

i haven't watched this show, but i imagine ashley isn't any less creeeeepy