Sunday, March 30, 2008

MTV's That's Amore...

...Would be the best parody of a reality dating show ever, if it wasn't actually a reality dating show.

First, a little background:

- On the hit reality dating show "A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila," one of the contestants was a ridiculous Italian man named Domenico.

- There was also a hillbilly-esque guy I can't be bothered to check the name of.

- Domenico lost ASALWTT, but was given his own dating show called "That's Amore."

And now, some evidence:

- The confessionals are set in an Italian restaurant set, but the way it's shot, all you see hanging behind the girls who are talking are hanging slabs of meat.

- The hillbilly has been outfitted in plaid shirts with the sleeves ripped off, and is acting as Domenico's assistant.

- Instead of roses, or keys, or whatever, Domenico hands out tiny plastic Italian flags to the women he wants to keep in the house.

This can't possibly be real.


Douglas Cress said...

this show sounds freaking awesome

mary said...

the hillbilly's name is, hilariously, Ashley.

that's a girl's name...

dusty said...

i watched "a shot at love..." because you were essentially guaranteed a fight every episode. not a yelling match, mind you, but a REAL fight. it was awesome.

i haven't watched this show, but i imagine ashley isn't any less creeeeepy