Let's Cause a Panic

Here's a fun game for everyone... Let's try and cause a panic about some new sex thing teens are doing, and try to get it into the New York Times.

You know, how this happens every few months:

"Are your teens participating in cuddle parties?"

"Is oral sex is happening in your schools?"

etc.

So let's come up with something fun, and then try to get people to post up on their blogs and whatnot that they heard about this, what does it mean, etc. And imply that it's some sort of widespread phenomenon.

First suggestion:

ASSTXTing - High school teens are stuffing cell phones up their butt, and then getting their friends to text them.

I'm sure you guys can do better, though.