I Never Ask You To Do Anything

But if you could find it in your heart to vote for Jason Giambi to make the All-Star team, that would be great.

Reasons to vote for him:
1) He is deserving
2) He would participate in the Home Run Derby if elected to the All-Star game
3) His mustache is definitely awesome. Evidence: he was endorsed by the American Mustache Institute
4) He admitted to wearing a golden thong when in a slump
5) He took steroids

Oh wait. Ignore that last one. Thanks!