This was apparently a "bridge" between the "plot" of XXX, and XXX: State of the Union, shot without Vin Diesel, who was too busy f-ing up his career. I only watched the first minute, but I think the phrase, "I'm going to fuck you until your eyeballs explode" may be the best line of dialogue ever committed to film:
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
XXX: The Death of Xander Cage
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I think she said "implode."
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Everything else about that video is also hilarious.
My second favorite quote is right before that, when the lingerie babe is talking to "Xander":
"You know what hot oil does?" [whispers] "Makes everything slippery."
The only thing that could have made that less sexy was if she followed it up by sneezing in his ear.
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