The Onion Starring My House!

Didn't write it, not my idea, but they shot it where I live! Well, where I used to live!


Tiny Dog Has Been Barking Nonstop For 6 Years

My Big Fat Face

Is on the Onion.

Amazing graphics guy (and native Staten Islander) Nick Gallo must have taken about a million pictures of me so I could find the proper rubber band-needing face. I'm still not sure I got it.

ALSO, Elephriend Caitlin Steitzer's dad is Dr. John Ahern in THIS video:


Study: Nearly 80 Percent Of Roommates Got So Drunk Last Night

THE BUILDING OF PARADOXES

There is a building on Staten Island where two streets meet. Some might call this an 'intersection.' This building has two doors.

On one street, the sign over the door reads: "Memory Lane Catering Hall."

On t'other street, the sign over the door reads: "Alzheimer's Association of Staten Island."

The truly funny thing is that I cannot remember if I've posted about this building already.