What's up, my bloggies? Elephant Larry is in Chicago right now, hangin' out at the Chicago Sketch Comedy Festival... Thanks to everybody who came out to last night's performance, you guys were awesome!
Anywho, thanks to Chicagoist for giving us a nice plug on Friday:
Click Here for the Chicagoist Piece
They were very nice, and we like Chicagoist a lot, so that works out for everybody.
If you want, come on down and check out our show at Theatre Building Chicago tonight at 11pm, and of course, shows start at 7pm, and you should check out all of 'em.
Now, an extra bonus for those of you who read this far. We're actually in an Internet Cafe at the moment, and when I pressed paste on the browser, to attempt to put the Chicagoist link in, I instead got the below text, that someone before us clearly copied and pasted. Enjoy!
I don't want help with the rent/groceries. I would like to be spoiled a little (or a lot) - you know, wear nice clothes, go a few places I can't afford, etc. There needs to be some chemistry between us, or this won't be fun for me.
I am your typical artsy chick from an Ivy League school who works for a nonproit. 5'*8, red hair, green eyes, 24. Sexual intercourse is not an option but I am not a tease. I am very good with my hands and mouth, and I'll get you off if we actually do go out. (How and for how long will depend on chemistry, etc.)
It will be an NSA with maybe an option for a repeat.
I hate to seem mercenary about this, but I have been thinking about this for a while.
yours,
Claire
Oh Claire. You nasty.
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I would also like to mention the *other* sketchy aspect of our visit to the internet cafe. Right behind us, there was an old guy who was watching videos of women with absolutely GINORMOUS breasts -- seriously, they were the size of their entire torsos -- jumping up and down, shaking them around, slinging them over their shoulders, etc. It was awesome. One by one, we all looked over. And he seemed to be totally fine with his out-in-the-open porn viewing.
I love Chicago.
And Chicago loves Elephant Larry. Thanks for rocking it at the Chicago Sketchfest. Certainly got the most laughs per capita out of me. Internet cafes are just creepy and weird places in general. A strange combination of LAN partying nerds and poor people who don't have their own computers and need a place to look at GINORMOUS titty porn.
And where is this Chicagoist piece exactly?
Thanks again for being so damn funny,
Lance
P.S. Claire totally wants you.
Yeah, by the way, upon further inspection I easily found the Chicagoist link. It just was't working on the posting page. Anyway, that's cool that they seemingly endorsed you without seeing you. It's also cool that you're performing with Totally Looped in San Fran. I saw them at the Chicago Improv Festival last year and I quite enjoyed them.
Lance again
Thanks Lance! Or should I say... CLAIRE????
This would have been an appropriate place to use an interrobang.
Hi Lance!
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