Wrath of the Gods

So Elephant Larry leaves town for one itsy-bitsy weekend and everything goes all crazy? I'm going by Greek elemental standards here:

Fire? Check.

Water? Technically, sure. Check.

Earth? Well, it's a stretch and definitely fire-related, but hey, it's underground. Check.

And, if you wanna get all Captain Planet about it, I suppose this could count as Heart.

Sheeze. Bummers all around, I guess. Any recent Air-related tragedies I should know about? And yes, the musical duo from France is perfectly acceptable territory.