Wednesday, March 02, 2005


This is an absolutely true, real life phone number for your local gas company. I heard a commercial on the radio today, extolling the virtues of gas heat as opposed to oil heat and right at the end, a bunch of female singers sing:

"If you want clean heat, call 1-877-I' gas!"

Yikes. Just so you know, I didn't even bother trying to think up some fart pun to end this post with. Well, I kinda did just to see if I could do it, but I couldn't, and even if I had, I wouldn't have posted it. I swear.