Just wanted to let y’all know that Elephant Larry’s very own Alexander Zalben is today’s featured personal on Gothamist! Just scroll down and look to the right.
If you know Alex, this is especially funny because not only does he really love cooking, but he’s also been happily dating his girlfriend Marni for over a year now! Here’s a rough transcript of this morning’s e-mail correspondence:
Chris: you know that your nerve profile is featured on the front page of gothamist today, right?
Alex: WHAT???? WHAT THE FUCK? i haven't touched that thing in over four years. Oh jesus.
Chris: Might wanna give Marni a call...
Alex: crap! and it won't recognize my e-mail address, so i can't change it!
Chris: I hope you're appreciating how hilarious this is.
Alex: oh yeah, i'm having a great day so far.
This will probably only be up for the rest of the day, if that. So be sure to send Alex as many “winks” as you can. Because if you know Alex, you know he loves those.
Wednesday, April 27, 2005
Calling All Ladies…
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alex has never made me cheese enchiladas with lime tomatillo sauce.
Whew! Fixed it! Now everyone will know that I'm interested in casual encounters!
Some more great news for you, Alex! You are now likely to be the featured personal of the day on such other Spring Street Networks sites as the Onion, Nerve, Rotten Tomatoes, and High Times. They want to make sure that everyone who has ever known you gets to see your profile, regardless of their proclivity for humor, sex, movies, or illicit substances.
- A fellow featured personal of the day owner
Uh oh... I think this means Anonymous and Alex need to go on a date now.
Okay, it's on. Meet me at Starbucks on Friday, Alex. I'll be the dark silhouette.
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