Piano Bar Pranks!

Hey, here's a fun prank you can play at a piano bar:

(Scene is a piano bar. Guy at piano is singing "Aint No Mountain High Enough" at the TOP OF HIS LUNGS.)

YOU: Hey, do you guys take requests?
PIANO MAN: Sure we do. What do you want to request?
YOU: That you SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Pretty funny prank, right?

This has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that several people in my office are currently singing and playing "Aint No Mountain High Enough," while I'm trying very hard to work/wake up/not kill them.