So last night, I was leaving the ECNYs and went to go hail a cab that was right outside the theater. The driver pulls down his window and I say "I'm going to Park Slope, Brooklyn." He kinda shakes his head a little (and I curse myself inside for mentioning where I'm going before getting into the cab proper) but I ask again, and he says "Hold on, let me pull over."
And then he just DRIVES OFF.
Friday, June 24, 2005
Dick Move
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You should have gotten in the limo I hired especially for you upon your ECNY win! Gah!
Let me chime in with my public congratulations. Elephant Larry is lucky as heck that we have a guy as skilled as Stefan in our ranks. Kudos to you Mr. Lawrence! Privat congratulations to follow...
I think you mean "funny" move. Cuz...um...that's pretty funny.
Disappointing. I was expecting to read about some patented Stefan Lawrence Dick Moves.
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Did you mention that you were ECNY Award Winning Flyer Designer Stefan Lawrence? That would have got him moving.
Cab drivers are dicks. I have the same problem with Queens, and I literally live right next to Manhattan. And tip really well.
You hear that, dicks? Stop turning down my awesome tips.
I really, really miss all of you *sniff*. Monica just made me laugh. She wins "Best Leave Your Comment ('Dick Move')Award"!
(Jordi again - I can't remember my name [apparently!] or passwords, so Anon I be).
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