Brokeback Mountain

You know how when there's two really hot male stars in a movie, everybody talks about the gay subtext?

Subtext, thy name is text.

Favorite parts:

- "Why can't I quit you?"

- "You're not fishing buddies!"

- Heath Ledger smelling Jake Gyllenhall's jacket.

It's perfectly admirable that this movie is being made, but if the trailer is any indication, then silly is now in session.