Viral Ads Are Diluting My Reality

Just saw a poster out on the street with the large words "MISSING" on it.

First Thought: Oh, what show is this for? I wonder if its a new TV show, or a comedy, show, or...

Second Thought: Oh, its an actual missing girl. Moving on!

Third Thought: I'm an awful human being, and I pay too much attention to advertising.

Fourth Thought: Watch out for cars, Zalben!

Fifth Thought: This iced coffee is delicious.

[Ed. Note: The last two thoughts are unrelated to the first three, and, by extension, the point of this post.]