Monday, October 24, 2005

The Quantum Sleeper

I hope this is a joke, because if not, man, is it a hilarious non-joke:

The Quantum Sleeper Unit is a high-level security system designed for maximum protection in various hostile environments

Quantum Sleepers can also be fitted to provide protection from destructive forces of nature such as tornados, hurricanes, earthquakes and floods.

The Quantum Sleeper is the ultimate in protection, entertainment and communications, “ ALL ROLLED UP IN ONE”.

With this unit you don't have to run to a "Safe Room", you're already in it.
The Quantuum Sleeper comes with options for:
- CD player,
- DVD Screen with PC hookup,
- Microwave and Refrigerator
The Quantum Sleeper comes with options for Cellular Phones, CB and Short-wave Radios


Anonymous said...

Order now and we'll throw in "creepy Heimlich guy".