Insult or Compliment?

"You don't look like you come to the post office very often."

That's what a postal clerk said to Geoff and me this afternoon.

Half of me wanted to say, "Thank You."

The other half, "Fuck You."

It makes sense that specific responses should exist for such ambiguities.

"Funk You," perhaps.

Or maybe "Funck You," with the c.

I will work on this.