Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Water Cooler Of The Future!

E-mail from Elephant Larry friend/girlfriend Marni Sussman that made me laugh:


i went to get myself a cup of coffee this morning, and taped to the water cooler is a sign in italics in bold and underlined
that reads:

This Water Cooler is
Temporally
Out of Service

Thank you for
your patients.

Formatting, capitalization and punctuation are all lifted directly from the sign.

i'm not even dealing with the "patients" issue.


Yay Marni!

3 comments:

Chris Serico said...

First Marni tells me to screw myself, then she goes after helpless H20 defenders.

And yet I just can't get enough. (I just can't get enough.)

miss.marni said...

maybe if i had seen it AFTER i had my coffee, i would've been more forgiving.
a big screw you to crazy uses of apostrophes and quotation marks as well.

as an aside, it turns out that every water cooler in the building has the same sign taped to it. i guess they're all having temporal problems.

Anonymous said...

That's "fun'ny", ' ' ' """""

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