Year One

FYI, and you're welcome to disagree, this sucks:



But this does not:

iPhone in Mandarin

Okay, so Apple just posted this ad for their iPhone 3G:



Now, here's the thing... I got one of these iPhones, and immediately downloaded the free Mandarin phrase-book they highlight in the commercial. What they don't show you is this:



That's undoctored, by the way.

Cash For Gold

Excuse me, I have to go yank my grandmother's teeth out:

I Will Gladly Schill For Adidas

Wow. I really love this commercial. And not just because of the foxy diver at the end! Rowr!

Twix Choose Your Own Adventure

My favorite part of the "Twix: Get The Girl" campaign currently playing over at Twix.com is that over the course of probably about 30 minutes, this guy eats four packages of Twix bars. Which is gross.