Wednesday, September 20, 2006

How To Kill A Cold

-six hours of sitting
-nine hours of sleeping
-one gallon of orange juice

BOOM. Dead cold.

It is my belief that all disease can be alleviated via the application of fluids, sleep or both.

Then again, I'm the guy who doesn't believe in umbrellas, so take that for what it's worth.


Murchie said...


Turns into an ear infection instead.

I blame this on you.