Crank 2

Hey, how do you do top Crank, a movie that was pitched as "Speed on a guy?" Here's how, according to Variety:

"In "Crank 2," Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker that requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working."

So improbably named character Chev Chelios will have to run around town electrocuting himself while trying to get his own heart back. Amazing.

I really hope at some point, Jason Statham says "You stole my heart."