Monday Morning Poll: Should Elephant Larry Smoke Crack?

First, our report on last week's poll... It seems like far more people are happy about Futurama's return, than not, so bully for X and the gang.

Onto today's poll... It was decided at a recent Elephant Larry meeting that if anyone in the group ever wanted to smoke crack, that we would ALL have to smoke crack. And possibly film it for a Funny Internet Video.

You know, because that would be hilarious?

This week's poll, therefore, is, "Should Elephant Larry Smoke Crack?"

Please let us know what you think by voting to the right, and leave any suggestions on where to get crack (you know, just in case) in the comments below.

Monday Morning Poll: Bender's Big Score

It's official: someone would like to have sex with Vincent, the dog from Lost. Whoever that is, please fess up in the comments below, so we can ridicule and arrest you.

Anyway, new poll time. In honor of last night's broadcast of Bender's Big Score*, I was wondering what everyone thought? Or, you know, did you watch it?

We had a big viewing party when the DVD came out, and I would say there was... Disappointment. I do think, on comparison, the episodes work better on TV, in their slightly rearranged format, versus the movie. However, they would, in no way, work as separate episodes. Confusing, right?

I'd get into a more detailed review, but I don't want to skew the polling. Let me just end by saying:

"This is not the last you've seen of Barbados Slim. Now goodbye forever!"

*Yes, we ARE a Comedy Central blog.

Monday Morning Poll: Would You Rather...

First, to follow up on last week's poll, it was a tight race, but more people believe that the new saying should be:

"A Minute is Longer Than a Dollar is Much"

Than the other two choices combined. So start using that in your daily life, okay?

This week's poll is Lost themed, because clearly based on our weekly Lost discussions, that's the only thing you guys care about. The question is, would you rather have sex with Rose or Jin? I threw in Vincent and All of The Above on the poll to make this whole thing a little spicier, but think about it before you answer... You may be surprised as to what your heart really wants.

Monday Morning Poll: Dollars & Minutes

First off, votes are in on our Lenny Kravitz poll. I'm going to leave the poll up in the sidebar until next week, but let's just say that the results are conclusive: most people are liars.

Now, onto today's poll... Last night, during a marathon writing/reading session, we were discussing the following phrase we made up:

"A Minute Is Longer Than a Dollar is Much"

Which I personally think is true (not to color your perception). I'd like to see if we could enter a new phrase into the popular lexicon, but the question becomes, is the above true, or is it:

"A Dollar is More Than a Minute Is Long"

Vote your hearts, people.

Side discussion... Conversely, I believe that:

"A Penny is More Than a Second is Long"

not

"A Second is Longer Than a Penny is Much"

What do you guys think?

Monday Morning Poll: Lenny Kravitz

I just added a new feature to the blog! I'm so awesome! To your right (somewhere), you'll see a poll, which will change with incredibly burning questions every week. Be sure to register your vote, so we can get the answer to these probes, and respond accordingly.

This week, we're discussing how awesome (or not) Lenny Kravitz is. The other week, I posited that there's no-one who dislikes Lenny Kravitz. Ele-friend Mary argued that she didn't like Lenny Kravitz. I said she was the exception that proves the rule. Then she revealed that she liked older Lenny Kravitz songs, which shows what a GIGANTIC LIAR MARY IS.

What do you guys think: Lenny Kravitz, awesome, or totally awesome?